Oi! Lepak lok!
Sine mok lepak tok?
Lepak kat kedei kopi. Minum minum.
Auk bah. Juh. Kau spon. Sik da duit gik tok.
Alrite. Bah.
A typical Sarawakian musings on a boring Friday afternoon. When there's nothing to do, lepaking comes to mind.
Oh, before i forget, here's a translation for those who doesn't speak Sarawak. Yes. Our local language are known as Sarawak. Kelakar sarawak. Speak Sarawak.
In fancy English:
Hello there ol'chap. Fancy a cup of tea?
Certainly. Where shall we have our cup of tea?
At the coffee shop.
Certainly. Would you mind paying for me while we're at it? Haven't got a penny on me.
No problem ol'mate. Shall we go now?
Fancy English fail. Well, it does translate to something similar to that.
Hello. My name is Bert. You can call Bert. Currently, i am based in Miri City, Sarawak. Thats a state in Malaysia. Or, Borneo. Originally i'm from Kuching, but we'll talk about that next time. Alright?
Why start a blog? We'll, its like this:
Frankly, our body constantly releases solid waste. So what do we do? We go to the toilet. And i love my toilet. I spend like 15 to 30 mins on the john with a stick of cigarette and a good magazine. However, its those precious time on the toilet that i do all my thinking. About life, about love, friendship, business, politics, education. Everything under the sky. There are many things going on around us, but we tend to ignore it or totally didn't notice it. So, here i am, in the toilet, thinking about this. About everything. In 15-30 mins. Once im out of the toilet, everything disappears.
Well, there you go. An extremely short summary of what this blog is about. Everything. So, happy birthday blog. You're born today (November 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm Msian time)
And for the record, this post was written on bed. Not in the toilet.
